Image of NY Times headline "BIDEN BEATS TRUMP"

We did it! We made it through the nightmare that started even before this website existed! "BIDEN BEATS TRUMP!" states the NY Times headline. I assume that the text below the lede will describe just how Biden pummeled Trump but I can use my imagination in the meantime. And in a sub that buries the lede, "Harris is First Woman Elected Vice President," is <chefs-kiss>: EXQUISITE!