Have You Tried Anticipation™?

From the makers of Anxiety™ and Happiness™, just in time for Spring, the fresh new feeling with all the right notes!

Lost Children

Cover image of blue sky for Lost Children by C.J. Pitchford

There are no words in instrumental music, as sometimes there are no words for losing a child, or being a lost child oneself.

Adobe Alternatives

Picture of crabapple blossoms with text "Adobe Alternatives"

The flower blossoms shout "Spring" while the music stomps and crushes the flowers! Wait, what?

Heaven and Hell

Image for cover of instrumental song "Heaven and Hell"

More free music! Can you believe this is nearly the same track arrangement as the dance music from yesterday?

May Day, in one song

Image for cover of song "May Day"

I made this song for Spring last night, when it was near freezing.


This might just be in the cool category: robot race cars!


Shanti Waves

Image of song file for "Shanti Waves"—for virtual orchestra

This is for you, Shanti!

Episode 37 Audio: The Accident

Welcome to the thirty-seventh episode of Self Help for Robots: The Accident

Deathbots on the loose!

I know it's hyperbolic, but it's not wrong. Tragic losses (possible triggers for recent events at the link) should be avoided!

Consciousness Puzzled.

Image by Kurzegesagt illustrating theory of mind

Without defining consciousness, how can you ask where it comes from?


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