Orthogonal Model of Emotions

Well, let's try some science! I decided to write up my experiments like an experiment. This "abstract," however, is pretty specific. It's not the same as the abstract for the patent application regarding the systems, method, and process, but it covers the same idea.

Sometimes, I come across something profound and meaningful in the ordinary and mundane, just every now and zen—you saw that coming, right?

I finally did it! I filed a patent for ol' Cogsy!

The current state of AI is both amazing and depressing. Let's get the bad news out of the way, first, shall we?